U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice,
and
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U R 100% stupid to believe these words... :v :P

Why do U think I Message u ?
Is it because I care ?
Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ?
Or I need You ?
No ! It's b'coz...
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I need a person for just time pass

BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked
2nd and 3rd for chat and gossip.
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Women continue to retain the 1st position!

A Girls status on FB :

Today I met with my Ex....

Everything went well,
till the time he said " Baby Sleep With Me
and I'll Gift you an I-Phone 5"..... "

Buhhhhhh Men are Such DOGS"

"Updated via IOS I-Phone 5"

Girlfriend:" Hey
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Boyfriend:" Who's Hey.. ??, don't ever call me back.
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Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you doing.. ??
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Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ??
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Girlfriend:" I'm fine, but I need something from you..
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Boyfriend:" What ??
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Girlfriend:" Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k ??
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Boyfriend:" 15k for what.. ??
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Girlfriend:" 5k for my clothes, 7k for
my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes..
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Boyfriend:" Awww sure my love,here..
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k .
count it, its complete
and take this extra 2k.
k,k that's for your perfume... ;) :D :P