Jewellery Shop Mein #Santa Ki,
Zabardast Pitayi Ho Gai.....
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Y ?
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Santa Ne Sales-Girl Se Kaha:-
Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai,
Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi..... haha xD :P

Pappu ko ek lawaris #bandar mila.
Wo usko police station le gya.
Inspector ne kaha, isko #Zoo le ke jayo...

Next day #inspector ne pappu ko
bandar ke sath bus stop par dekha,

Inspector: isko zoo nahi le kar gaye???

#Pappu: kal gaye the,
khoob ghume, bada maza aaya,
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Aaj Qutub Minar jaa rahe hain... xD :P

She: Hmmmm
Me: Dil De Chuke Sanam.. :P
She: What?
He: Didn't Find It Funny?
She: No!
He: K.

She: Hmmmm
He: Hain Rahi Pyaar Ke.. :P
*BLOCKED*

Flight Me #Pilot Ne Announce Kia :
'Hum Ek Ghante Me Land Karne Wale Hain."
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Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gya Aur
Co-Pilot Se Bola :
Abb To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga,
Fir Air Hostess Ki Pappi Lunga.
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Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band
Karvane Ke Liye Bhaagi,
Aur 1 Bachche K Pair Me Fas Kar Gir Gayi.
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Bachcha Bola : 'Tujhe Badi Jaldi Hai Kamini.
Suna Nahi? Wo Pehle Chai Piyega..!!! xD :P

Dhoni is 32 yrs n wife Sakshi is 24 yrs..
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But still Dhoni says
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We were school friends.
Crazy fellow!
10th mein 1st std ki ladki ko line marta tha... P :D