Girl: Baba mere mobile me Balance nahi rehta
kya karu
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NIRMAL Baba: "#Boyfriend hai ki nahi
Girl: nahi..
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Baba: bas isliye hi kripa ruki hai,
Boyfriend bana lo kripa shuru ho jayegi.. :P :D

Dulha #Romantic Andaaz mein Bola
May I Kiss U Darling ?
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Dulhan Sharmate Hue Boli
Hamne To kabhi Gairon ko bhi Manaa Nai kiya,
Aap Toh Fir bhi Apne Ho :P

Papa: Beta Facebook Ke
Bahar Bhi Ek Duniya Hai..!!
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Beta: Oh Really Papa….??
Zara Link To Send Karna Uska :P :D

Husband: Call Me Shonu
Wife: Mera Shona Babu.

Husband : arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart
Wife : my sweetu ... Sweetheart.

Husband: ufffff ...... Call Me Honey..
Wife: Mera hannu darling.

Husband : O pagal Aurat, call kar mujhe,
balance nahi hai
Wife: Oho ... ok ok... Abhi karti hu! :P

Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..!
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Ye Sun kar Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya
Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kar Bola.
Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab,
Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho,
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Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi,
To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi..!?!
Doctor Shocks...Pappu Rocks...!! :P :D