Papa- Whom u like more muma or papa?
Kid-Both
Papa- No tell me 1?
Kid- Both
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother go to Paris
Where will u go?
Kid- Paris
Papa- It means u like ur mother?
Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America
Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Whr will u go?
Kid- America
Papa- why?
Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa :D :P
Cow & Cat both are #Sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?
Jyada mat socho... :D
I'm telling you,
Cow Mata hoti hai
or
Billi Mousi
Bachpan se hi intelligent hoon...
Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya!!! :D :P
Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle
ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat
Vyakti ke hriday Ko #Shanti Ka anubhav hota hai... :D
Ek Baniya Sadak Par Chal Raha Tha
To Ek Bhikhari Uske Paas Aaya.
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
Kuch Paise De Do 4 Din Se Bhukha Hun.”
Baniye Ke Mann Mein Pata Nahi Kya Aaya
Baniye Ne 100 Ka Note Nikala Aur Bhikhari Ko Dikhate Hue Bola
“100 Ke Chhutte Hain Tere Paas.”
Bhikhari With Excitement: “Haan Bilkul Hain, Bhala Ho Tumhara.”
Baniya Muskurate Hue Bola: To Pehle Wo To Kharch Kar Le...
Girl: Meri Skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
Aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karu ..??
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Doctor: KUNDI :D :P
