Santa Banta sit in a coffee shop
Santa : "jaldi pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayegi"
Banta : "To kya?"
Santa : arey bewakoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

Ladki Wale: Beta-drink karte ho ?
haan Ji !

Cigarette ?
haan ji

Jua/satta ?
Haan ji

Danga-fasad ?
Haan Ji

Sari Negative baatein hain !!
kuch +ve baat hai kya ?
.
.
 haa ji HIV +  ;) :P

Santa:- Rasgulle hai
.
Dukandaar:- nahi
.
.
.
Santa:- Dekh lunga
.
Dukandaar:- (Gusse me) Kya dekh lega ?
.
Santa:- Dusri Dukan pe jakar dekh lunga :D

Girl - What are you doing ?
Boy- I was doing a job with TIMES OF INDIA..
But now I left job.
Girl- Oh God Why?
.
.
.
.
Boy - kaun sala subah subah uthe
aur paper daalne jaye.. :D

In a train compartment husband: Darling,
mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon,
tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.

Banta sitting on upper berth says:
BOW BOW :D