पापा :- सारा दिन #Facebook पे बैठा रहता है...
ये तुझे रोटी नहीं देने वाली....
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बेटा :- पापा मुझे भी पता है की ये रोटी नहीं देगी
पर रोटी बनाने वाली तो यहीं से मिलेगी.... ;) :D

Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan

2 Saal Baad Uske Yahan Phir 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Is Baar Unke Naam Rakhe:
1) Dariya Khan
2) Samandar Khan
3) Sailaab Khan

Next Time Phir Se 3 Bachche Hue Aur Is Baar Naam The:
1) Himmat Khan
2) Housla Khan
3) Bardasht Khan

Har Baar Ki Tarah Jab Is Baar Bhi Uske Yahan 3 Bachche Hue Toh Is Baar Naam Biwi Ne Rakhe:
1) Bas Kar Khan
2) Sharam Kar Khan
3) Reham Kar Khan.....

Height of guessing an answer……

Teacher – Who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa – he was cousin of
ganpati bappa morya….!!! :D :P

Boy: hey i bought a new #iPhone

Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???
Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja,
#Reebok ka laya hun…!!! :D

Santa jab exam dene gya
to wo apne saath plumber ko bhi le gya..?
Kyun?

Kyunki Santa ko khabar mili thi
ki paper leak ho gaya hai.... :D :P