Boy 1:  tune us ladki ke liye ‎#Cigarette chod di..??
Boy 2:  haan
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Boy 1:  ‎#daru bhi chhor di..??
Boy 2:  haan!
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Boy 1: Jua bhi chhor diya..???
Boy 2: haan!!
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Boy 1: abhey to ‎#shaadi kyu nahi ki us-se ????
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Boy 2: yaar itna sudhar gya tha ki
us-se achhi mil gyi aur usey chod diya... :P