American :- ye Kutuß Minar kitne din mein bana hai ?
Indian Guide:- 1 mahine mein
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American :- yeh hamare mulak mein to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai....
Thoda aage jaane ke baad phir poocha:
Yeh Lal kila kitne din main bana hai?
Indian :- Sirf 2 weeks mein
American :- hamare Mulk mein to 3 days mein ban jati hai...
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Taj Mahal ke paas se guzre toh american ne pucha :-
Yeh Taj Mahal kitne din mein bani hai ?
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Indian :- Pata Nahi
Kal shaam ko to Nahin tha..... :D :P