Shadi Ke Baad Pati Ne Pucha:
Tumhare Shadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The?
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Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Dia,
Jisme Chawal Ke Kuch Dane Aur 200Rs. The
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Pati : Ye Kya?
Wife : Mai Jab Bhi Boyfriend Banati Thi
To 1 Chawal Ka Dana Isme Daal Deti Thi.
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Pati (Dane Gin Ke) Bass 7 ?
Aur Ye 200 Rs. Kyun?
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Wife : 4 Killo Chawal Maine Bech Diye The :D :P