Customer (Female) - Agar main aaj cheque jama karu to ye kab clear hoga?
Clerk - 3 din mein
Customer - Dono bank aamne-samne hain fir bhi itna samay Kyun ?
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Clerk - madam , PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na.
Socho agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gayi,
to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge  ya vahin nipta denge ?
Customer behosh... :D