Pappu ek #Jyotish ke paas Kundli dikhane gya.
Jyotish: Tera Naam Pappu hai?

#Pappu: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 Ladki & 1 Ladka hai?

Pappu: Ji Maharaj.
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hai?

Pappu: Haa, Baba Tum to antaryami ho!
Jyotish: Agli baar aaye, To #Kundli lana,,, 
Ration Card nahi.... xD :P