Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana...
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Husband: Yahan To Koi Namak Nahin Hai !!!
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Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!
Tum To Ho Hi Andhe! :x:
Kaamchor Ho !
Bas Bahane Banate Ho!
Tumhe Nahin Milega....
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Issliye, Main Pehle Hi Le Aayi Thi !!! :D :P