Height of 'KUCH BHI'
.
Teacher: agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain ,
aur unme se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bachenge?
.
Student : sir 9 haathi
.
.
Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?
.
Student: sir kyunki mai lunch mein
gobhi ki sabji laaya hoon....
.
Moral : roz brush karo warna
petrol mehnga ho jaaega.
. ..··٠٠••●●♥  :D :P