A Boy calls his #Girlfriend:
Boy: Kya Kar Rahi Ho?

Girlfriend: Mehndi Lagwa Rahi Hun.
Boy: Wow! Love you so much!

Friend: Bahut #Pyar Hai Tum Dono Mein?
Boy: Abe Nahi,
Ab 2-3 Ghante Tang Nahi Karegi!!! :D :P