Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha
Wife : 2 Cigarette kyon  Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai,
1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha
Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?
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Engineer : Nahi BewaKoof, Maine Cigarette Peena chor diYa Hai :P :D