ਨਾ ਹੱਸਿਆ ਕਰ ਤੂੰ ਬਹੁਤਾ ਅੜੀਏ ਨੀ,
ਕੋਈ ਗਭੱਰੂ ਜਾਨ ਗਵਾ ਕੇ ਬਹਿ ਜੂ ਗਾ,
ਤੂੰ ਕਾਰ ਮਰੂਤੀ ਵਰਗੀ ਨੀ,
ਕੋਈ ਸੈਲਫ ਮਾਰ ਕੇ ਲੈ ਜੂ ਗਾ :D :P
Na Hasseya Kar Tu Bahuta Adiye Ni,
Koi Gabhru Jaan Gva Ke Beh Ju Ga,
Tu Car #Maruti Vargi Ni,
Koi Self Maar Ke Lai Ju Ga ;) :D
Teacher: Define #Electricity?
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Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of #Punjab Govt.
and has an extremely loose character.
She goes and comes anytime,
anywhere without informing anyone,
and quite occasionally even at midnight!!! :P
Girl: What's the proof that you Miss me ??
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Boy: "See my cheeks,
My mom slapped me.
Because i was smiling
While sleeping "Thinking of You"
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Girl:" Awwwwww Itna #Pyar karte ho (^___^)
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Boy:" Nahin, Shakal dekh ke hasi aa jati hai :D :P
