Wife: Look at that Drunker!
Hubby: Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected..
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Hubby: Oh My God,
He is still Celebrating..:p :D
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Wife : How much do you #Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a #Cellphone
& you are my #SIM card,View Full
Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?
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Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki
CAR dekh rahi ho?
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GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki
NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon. :O :P :DView Full
#BoyFriend: pack UR bag #Sweetheart
I've won Rs.10 crores in a #Lottery
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GF: Wow!
Now #London ya #Switzerland?
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BF: Who Cares?
U just pack UR bag
& GET LOST... xD :PView Full