Jab kisi ka bura waqt aata hai

jab kisi ka bura waqt aata hai,
to uska pura parivaar aur uske sare dost,
uske saath khade hote hai,
yaakeen na ho toh,
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kisi ki shaadi ki photo dekh lo..... :D :PView Full

Shaadi main ek smart ladka

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se:
aap dance karogi :))
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Ladki sharma ke boli: "yes ...".
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Ladka pyar se bola:
To phir aapki "kursi"  main le jaon Didi.??........... -. :pView Full

Muzrim ki Aakhri Khwaish

Muzrim Ko Fansi Ki Saza Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne Us Se Puchha
Judge: “Koi Aakhri Khwaish ??
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Muzrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold,View Full

Boys and girls 1st meeting mein

Boys and girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hain:
Girl: kitna seedha hai.
Boy:  kya maal hai.
Girl:  nice behaviour.
Boy:  kaash patt jaye.
Girl:  dressing zabardast hai.
Boy:  skirt, top mein aur hot lagegi.View Full

Tune us ladki ke liye ‎Cigarette chod di

Boy 1:  tune us ladki ke liye ‎#Cigarette chod di..??
Boy 2:  haan
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Boy 1:  ‎#daru bhi chhor di..??
Boy 2:  haan!
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Boy 1: Jua bhi chhor diya..???
Boy 2: haan!!
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Gandhi ne apni wife ko letter likha

Gandhi ne Shaadi se pehle apni wife KASTURBA ko
chhota sa Letter likha
aur Kasturba BEHOSH ho gayi. ..? .? .? .? ?
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Gandhi ne likha tha:
Dear KASTURBA
I Love You so much.View Full

Boy ab hamari shaadi nahin hogi

Boys will be boys!!!
Boy : Kal main tumhare ghar gaya tha,
lagta hai ab hamari shaadi nahin hogi.
Girl : Kyun ?
Papa se mile the kya ?
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Boy : Nahin, tumhaari chhoti behen se mila tha.. :P :DView Full

Bhagwan mujhe swarg mein aane do

1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main #Doctor hoon
aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai
mujhe #swarg mein aane do. #Bhagwan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte. 2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon
aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki haiView Full

A True Love Story

A True Love Story: ♥♥
Ek Ladki jo andhi thi, Sabhi usse nafrat karte the
Sivaye uske boyfriend ke,
Wo aksar apne boyfriend se kehti main
Dekh pati to tum se shaadi kar leti,
Ek din achanak kisi ne use aankhe daan kardi,View Full

Par card me likha hai

Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...
kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge?
Santa: Main to khud pareshan hoon.....
par card me likha hai,
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"Dinner 7-12 PM" :DView Full