Ankhe palko se sawal karti hai

Ankhe bhi meri palko se sawal karti hai,
Har waqt apko hi yaad karti hai,
Jab tak naa dekh le aap ka chehra,
Tab tak wo aapse milne ka intzar karti hai...View Full

Har saah te tera khyal rehnda

Har Saah Te Tera Khyal Rehnda
Meriyan Nabza Cho Tera Sawal Rehnda
Tu Ik Vaar Meriyan Yaadan Ch AaKe Dekh
Tera Bina Mera Ki Haal RehndaView Full

Pappu Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai

Double Meaning
Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do  to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
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Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,View Full

Kisi ne MAA Se Sawal Kiya

Kisi ne "MAA" Se Sawal Kiya Ke Agar
Aapke Qadmo Se Jannat Le Li Jaye or
Apse Kaha Jaye Ki Kuch or Manglo...
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To Aap Khuda Se Kya Mangogi... ??
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To "MAA" Ne Bahut Khubsurat
Jawab Diya Ki Mein Apni Aulaad KaView Full

Ek Ladki interview dene gayi

Ek Ladki interview dene gayi..
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Boss: Batao wo konsi cheez hai jis ke 2 tyres hote hain??
Ladki: Bike!
Boss: Nahi Honda Bike..
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Chalo ek aur sawal.
Wo konsi cheez hai jis ke 4 tyres hote hain ?
Ladki: Car!View Full

Father to son How was the paper

Father to his son: How was the paper..???
Son:" bas pehla sawal chhut gaya.. Father: acha, aur baki ??
Son:  3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th ques. karna bhool gaya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aaya and..View Full

Kaun sa Tyre Puncture Tha

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole:
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Sir Ham Shadi Mein Gaye The,
Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncture Ho Gaya,
Ham Saari Raat Dhakka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Ye zindagi ek paheli hai

Ye #Zindagi ek paheli hai
kisi ki banti hai dost kisi ki saheli hai
har baar kuch naya sikhati hai
har kisi ka asli chehra dikhati hai

ye kisi ko bhi samajh nahi aati hai
har jawab mein ek #sawal chod jati haiView Full

Comedy Nights What Kapil Says

What Kapil says:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi sawal puchna chahta ho..
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What Kapil means:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi apni beizzati karvana chahta ho... :D :PView Full

Banda pind da harek puchda

pehla si tu billo sadi jind da sakoon.....
hun ban gyi sawal sadi mush da...
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dass biba kadon aa viah ke mang lioni,,,
banda pind da harek gallan puchda...View Full