Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki Pitayi

Jewellery Shop Mein #Santa Ki,
Zabardast Pitayi Ho Gai.....
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Santa Ne Sales-Girl Se Kaha:-
Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai,
Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi..... haha xD :PView Full

My Grandfather never used glasses

Englishman: My Grandfather died
at the age of 96 years but he never used glasses.
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Santa: I know some people
drink water directly from tooti. :D :PView Full

Santa shouting to his girlfriend

Santa Shouting 2 His GirlFriend
"U Said V Will Do
Register #Marriage And U #Cheated Me,
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I was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office..... :DView Full

Aurat te Marad Makhi di pehchan

marriage wich Santa te Banta:
Ikk makhi #whisky di bottle te baithi hundi
te ikk #phone te baithi hundi

Santa: enha vicho marad makhi kehdi te aurat kehdi?
Banta bahut der soch ke kehinda
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Santa ne bank loan pe car li

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to
bank wale car utha kar le gaye,
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Udas Santa-
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pehle pata hota to
shadi bhi loan leke karta :P :DView Full

Sooraj Raat Ko Kyun Nahi Nikalta

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyun Nahi Nikalta?
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Banta: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki
Dikhayi Kuch Nahi Deta... :D xD :PView Full

Why you applying shampoo on shoulders

Santa while taking a head-bath was applying #shampoo even on his shoulders. Jeeto: Why are you applying #shampoo on shoulders? Santa: This shampoo is special.
It is clearly written on it
"Head and Shoulders" :DView Full

Indian Athlete lost gold medal

Santa reading a #Newspaper: #Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump!
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Santa says: Idiot who told him
to wear a gold medal while jumping? :D :PView Full

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#Santa entered #Pappu's room
and found him asleep on his books,
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Looking tired of Exam Studies.
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He walked closer to him,
played with his hair softly,
sweetly and BAAAANG!!!
slapped his face... and said,
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Nahi mere ko banda hi rehne do

Santa caught by #Mughal army
& took him to their king #Akbar
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Akbar : Isko #bandi bana do...
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Santa Pleaded: Jahanpanah Nahi
please mere ko #banda hi rehne do.. :DView Full