Judge to santa Kal tumhe fansi pe

JUDGE to Santa:- Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka hai,
kal tumhe Fansi pe chadhaya jayega.
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Santa: Wo to thik hai, lekin utara kab jayega... :DView Full

Santa Wife nu chaah lai ke aa

Sante di wife Sante nu :-
uttho ji thodi jaan good morning kehndi aa..

Santa--chal chaah lai ke aa..
nai ta dekhi kutt kini paindi aa...

Gud Morning !!! with cute smile :)View Full

bebe kithe gayi

1 budhi mar gayi
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ladies rone lagi :- bebe kithe gayi,
jithe na dup na cha,
na roti na sabzi, na bijli na pani.
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Santa bante nu :- yaar dekh
budhi kite Sade ghar tan ni chali gyi :D :PView Full

Santa library mein 3 Ghante tak

Santa library mein 3 Ghante tak
1 Book padhne ke baad bola
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SO BORING itne sare characters
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But no story.
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Librarian = Sir Ji,
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Wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.View Full

Tell any 4 versions of java

Santa went to Microsoft office for interview..

Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java ??

Santa:" bahot sochne ke baad,,

Mar java,,

Mit java,,

Lut java,,

Mai Sadkay Java... :o :P :D :DView Full

Kaun si cast ke log Achhe Nagrik

Santa- Kaun Si Cast K Log Desh Ke
Achhe “Nagrik” Hote Hain?
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Banta- Baniye……
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Santa- Wo Kaise?
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Banta- Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai
Desh Ke Acche Nagrik “Baniye" :D :PView Full

Santa went to battery shop

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery....
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The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
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Santa: Doosri side tera baap lagayega kya?View Full

Hamara Bank bina interest ke loan

Manager-Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke
loan de raha hai Santa-Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyon de rahe ho?
Nahi chahiye!View Full

Santa apni maa ke sath hospital

Ek Baar Santa apni maa ka ilaaj karne ke liye hospital gaya..
Dr.: 2 test honge..
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Santa rone laga to
Dr. ne poocha kya hua.??
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Santa Bola- Dr. Saab, Meri maa to anpadh hai... :o :PView Full

Chor Santa ka mobile lekar bhaga

Ek chor Santa ka mobile lekar bhag raha tha.
Santa hasne laga
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Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai
aur tum hans rahe ho.
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Santa : Bhagne do,
charger to mere paas hai! hahaView Full