Difference between us and Camels

Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels?
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Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days
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We can drink without working for 7 days!
Cheers !!!View Full

Duniya Chaand Per Pahuch Gai Hai

Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Par Likha Tha,
"Duniya Chaand Per Pahuch Gai Hai,
Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?"
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Santa Ne Likh Diya,
"Bas Ye Karke,
Main Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun." :D :PView Full

Secret Password For E-Banking

Santa Gave A Secret Password For E-Banking
"Ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-jamwant-sughriv-bali
vibhishan-delhi-spiderman"
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Banta- Yaar! Itna Lamba Password??
Santa- Kya Karoon?
Bank Wale Kehte Hai Ki Password MeView Full

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
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happily they drink and left
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next day headline ~ Breaking News ~ "Blood Bank Robbed" :D :PView Full

Santa goes to buy a underwear

Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao,
Party wear nahin chahiye.....View Full

Oye tu American hai

Santa to a chinese- oye tu american hai?
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chinese- no, i am chinese.
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Santa- nahi tu american hi hai.
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chinese- no, i am chinese.
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Santa- nahi tu american hai, american hai tu american hi hai.
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Teacher Chaddi Utaar Ke Maarunga

Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein
Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rehti Thi.
Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se
Teacher Usse Daant Raha Tha.
Teacher:  Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya,
Nahi To Chaddi Utaar Ke Maarunga.View Full

Santa Rail patri te soun gya

Santa :- ਰੇਲ ਦੀ ਪਟਰੀ ਤੇ ਸੋ ਗਿਆ.
Banta :- ਜੇ ਰੇਲ ਆ ਗੲੀ ਤਾਂ ਤੂ ਮਰ ਜਾਏਗਾ
Santa :- ਲੈ ਐਨਾ ਵੱਡਾ ਜਹਾਜ ਉੱਪਰੋਂ ਲੱਘ ਗਿਆView Full

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang
karne wale ko sms kiya
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“Meine woh sim band kar diya hai,View Full

Postman to santa packet deliver karne

Postman :- Oye Santa ! Pata hai mujhe yeh
packet deliver karne ke liye 5 meel chalna pada.
Santa :- itna chalne ki kya zarurat thi?
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Aap courier kar dete........ :D xDView Full