Main Tere Chaawal Chadawanga

Santa nehar ch dig gya,te rabb nu keha, "rabba menu bacha lai,main tere chaawal chadawanga"
rabb ne usnu baahar kadh ditta.
baahar nikal k Santa kehnda "kehde chaawal"...View Full

Santa sheeshe agge baith ke padai

Santa sheeshe agge baith ke padai kar riha si, kise ne puchya sheeshe de agge kyon pad rahe ho?
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Santa bolya - NAAL NAAL REVISION HO RAHI HAi.View Full

Khaali katori me roti dubo kar

Santa: hotel me khaali katori me roti dubo kar kha rha tha.
Waiter: ye kaise khaa rahe ho?
Santa: SHUT UP main Maths teacher hun.
DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai. :PView Full

Tumara janam kahan hua tha

Santa in Interview-
Boss:Tumara janam kahan hua tha
Santa:Tiruvanantpuram mein
Boss:Speling batao
Santa:Mazak kar raha tha, Goa mein hua tha!View Full

Jo Lal Hai aur Trin-Trin Karti Hai

Santa: Aisi Chiz Ka Naam Bta,

Jo Lal Hai aur Trin-Trin Karti Hai

Banta:Telephone

Santa: Galat

Banta: To kya?

Santa:Tamatar
Trin Trin To Confuse Karne K LiYe Tha. :DView Full

Santa Jalebi Bech Raha Tha

Santa: Jalebi Bech Raha Tha Magar Keh Raha Tha
"Aalu Le Lo Aalu".

Banta Bola Yeh Jalebi hai.
Santa : Chup ho Ja Warna Makkhiyan Aa Jayengi.View Full

Santa ki wife see you in the evening

Santa ki modern wife ne usse office jaate waqt
pyaar se kaha:

'see you in the evening'

Santa:
'Mein bhi tujhe dekh lunga kameeni,
dhamki apne baap ko diyo. :PView Full

Darzi logo ke kapde lekr farar

1 darzi logo ke kapde lekr farar ho gya
Koi kehta meri pant
Koi kehta meri Shirt
Santa bhi ro rha tha.
Logon ne pucha kyon ro rahe ho?

Santa: haye o rabba, Mera vi naap le gya.View Full

Bus college ki ladkiyon se bhar gyi

Bus me college ki ladkiyon ke chadne se bus bhar gyi
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AUR
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Santa reh gya
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Conducter - No More No More?
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Santa - saale morni chadha li ham aaye to "No More No More".View Full

Santa sari zindagi sochta raha

Ek santa sochta raha...
sochta raha...
sochta raha...
Saari zindagi sochta raha
Aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya
Ke meri Behan k 3 bhai hain to mere 2 kyun? :PView Full