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Prayer is Phone created by God

The first ever "Cordless Phone" created by God is a 'Prayer'.
_/\_ It never loses its signal and one has never to buy it or recharge it.
Moreover, it can be used anytime and anywhere...
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If you become my Valentine

If we date and you become my Valentine:
You can have my phone password
Read my texts and mails and answer my phone
Get on my FB and Twitter and see my Whatapp!
You see, I'll have nothing to hide
except for you from the world!!!
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Jadon dilan ch fark pe jave

Hun paise naal tol ti tu yaari sadi,
Oh bhul gai jo kitti si asi kadar tuhadi,
Apni vaari tan busy hi bahut hunde o,
hun naa wait kareo mere phone da,
mann litta asi galti sari sadi e lami ae,
jadon fark dilan de Wich pe java fer yaari tutti changi ae...
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Ni Tu iPhone wali ho gayi

ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਤੇਰੀ ਵੱਖਰੀ ਚੜਾਈ ਐ,
ਤਾਂ ਹੀ #Facebook ਉੱਤੇ ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਫੋਟੋ ਨਵੀਂ ਪਾਈ ਐ,
ਨਾਲੇ ਰੋਜ਼ ਹੀ #Status Upload ਕਰਦੀ,
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Hun 1100 wale naal ni gall kardi

Tommy ਦੀਆਂ Jeena ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਲੈਣ ਲੱਗ ਪਈ
Sorry Thank U ਤੂੰ ਹੁਣ ਕਹਿਣ ਲੱਗ ਪਈ,
Yellow ਸੂਟ ਵਿੱਚ ਸੀ ਤੂੰ ਬੜਾ ਫੱਬਦੀ,
ਨੀ ਤੂੰ #IPhone ਵਾਲੀ ਹੋ ਗਈ,
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Facebook te mainu block karta

Ghar diya naal lad ke
iphone lai aaya ni :-D
la fees cho kundi
net pack pawa ea ni :-P
tainu karda si true love
tu just friend bana k dharta :-O
tere lai banaea #Facebook te account
tu mainu hi block karta ni ;-(
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13 Best moments of life

13 Best moments of life:--

-To fall in love.
-To clear your last exam.
-To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep.
-To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
-To feel butterflies every time you see THAT PERSON..
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Jithe Phone Charge te lagda hove

#ਬਚਪਨ ਵਿਚ ਮੈਂ
ਉੱਥੇ ਸੌਣਾਂ ਪਸੰਦ ਕਰਦਾ ਸੀ…
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ਜਿਥੋਂ #ਚੰਨ #ਤਾਰੇ ਦਿਸਦੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਸੀ__
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ਤੇ
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ਹੁਣ ਉੱਥੇ…..
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Ladki ko unknown no. se call

Ek ladki ko koi phone pe unknown no. se
call karke preshan kar rha tha.
To us larki ne nya sim card liya
aur
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Us unknown no pe call kar k kaha
maine vo sim band kr diya hai
ab tujhe jo karna hai kar le
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GirlFriend and Bluetooth Phone

GirlFriend and
Bluetooth wale phone
Ek jaise hote hain
paas mein ho to connected rehte hain..
Door hone pe ' New Device Found ' :P
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