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Facebook Love Story

Facebook Love Story !!!
Poke → Poked back
→ Add as friend → confirm →
Write something on wall → Introduce
→ Everyday chatting →
Ask phone number → Text messaging → Calling
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Sorry I am at Blood Bank

GF: Where R You ... ?
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PAPPU: I'm At Bank.
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GF: I Need 30,000 For New Cell
Phone & 10,000 For New Mini Skirts.
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PAPPU: Sorry, I Mean I'm At 'Blood Bank '
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON"... ? :P :D
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10 Best Moments in Life

10 Best #Moments in #Life

- To finish your last exam.
- To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep "5 min".
- To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
- To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.
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iPhone is Salman Khan of mobiles

#iPhone is the
Salman Khan of the mobile world. Expensive...
Just one design... Same performance
No change or enhancement And only cosmetic changes...
A lot of blind fan following!!! :D
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Dil chete tainu vaar vaar karda

ਕਦੇ #Photo ਵੇਖਦਾ #Phone ਦੇ ਉੱਤੇ
ਕਦੇ #Message ਤੇਰੇ ਵਾਰ-ਵਾਰ ਮੈਂ ਪੜ੍ਹਦਾ ਆ
ਤੂੰ ਜਾਨ ਮੇਰੀ ਏ, ਪਹਿਚਾਨ ਮੇਰੀ ਏ
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A woman finds Aladdin's lamp

A Wife's Wishes! A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.
The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me.
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Apni GirlFriend Nu iPhone Ni Dinda

ਮੈਂ ਆਪਣੀ #GirlFriend ਨੂੰ ਆਪਣਾ
#iphone ਵਰਤਣ ਲਈ ਕਦੇ ਨੀ ਦਿੰਦਾ ।
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ਕਿਉਂਕਿ
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1 ਮੇਰੀ ਕੋਈ GirlFriend ਨੀ ਹੈਗੀ ।
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Sari Dunia Cho Tainu Kita Choose Ve

ਮੈਂ #Grand Phone ਲੈਂਣਾ, ਤੂੰ ਵੀ ਲੈਣਾ #Duos Ve,
ਕਾਹਤੋਂ ਹਰ Time ਰਹਿੰਦਾ, ਏਨਾਂ #Confuse ਵੇ,
ਏਹੀ ਸੋਚ ਸੋਚ ਹੋਇਆ ਮੇਰਾ Mind Lose ਵੇ,
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Bhai jaldi aa kuch kaam hai

1 aalsi dost dusre dost ko raat 2 baje phone karta hai.
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1st- hello, bhai jaldi aa kuch kaam hai
2nd- kya kaam hai yaar mujhe nind aa rhi hai ,
main nahi aa raha
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1st- yar plz aja kuch jaruri kaam hai
2nd- muje nind aa rhi he, K
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Oh vi khant wale Maan di fan

ਸਾਡੇ ਕੋਲ ਸੀ ਬੁੱਲੇਟ ਉਹ ਸੀ #Audi ਦੀ ਸ਼ੌਕੀਨ ,
ਮੈਂ ਸੀ ਪਾਉਂਦਾ #ਦੇਸੀ ਬਾਣੇ ਓਹ ਸੀ ਪਾਉਂਦੀ ਟੋਪ ਜੀਨ,
ਉਹਦੇ #iPhone ਉੱਤੇ #YoYo ਵੱਜਦਾ ,
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