Sari raat bapu kanak nu paani launda

ਸਾਰੀ ਰਾਤ ਠੰਢ ਵਿੱਚ
ਬਾਪੂ kAnAk ਨੂੰ
ਪਾਣੀ ਲਾਉਂਦਾ ਰਿਹਾ
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ਪੀ ਕੇ Daru ਦੀ ਬੋਤਲ,
ਖਾ ਕੇ ਚਿਕਨ ਚਿਲੀ..View Full

3 ladkon ne daru pee ke taxi roki

3 ladkon ne daru pee ke ek taxi roki.
Driver samjh gya.
Uss ne gaadi start ki aur fir band kar di.
Bola lo saab hum pahuch gye.
1st ne usse paise de diye.
2nd bola thank you
aur 3rd ne ek thapad diya!View Full

Tune us ladki ke liye ‎Cigarette chod di

Boy 1:  tune us ladki ke liye ‎#Cigarette chod di..??
Boy 2:  haan
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Boy 1:  ‎#daru bhi chhor di..??
Boy 2:  haan!
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Boy 1: Jua bhi chhor diya..???
Boy 2: haan!!
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Sham nu yaad teri aa gayi

Oh vela si sham da yaad teri aa gayi
Yaad ki aayi mainu ghutt daru da lva gayi
Disdi si Nimmo kade bottle ch
ajj saro'n de saag ch dikh hai gayi,,
Onkar ajj ishq da geet likh tan sahi,
"Kehndi main tan tere kol mud hun aauna nahi..♡View Full

Tere piche zindagi khrab kar layi

Pehla tere piche zindagi khrab kar layi, hun sharab kari jaandi aa,
tu nede ho ke lutteya, daru andar ja ke patti jaandi aa,
mera pyar tere layi ikk mazak si, jehda sada tu udaa liya
koi sanu ranjha keh hass painda, te kise kolo sharabi asin akhva liya....View Full

Pappu daru pee ke lock khol reha si

#Pappu Daru pee ke talli si..
te oh gharda tala(Lock) kholn lagga,
ohde hath kanb rahe si te tala nhi khullya...
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Billu - leya pappu main khol dva,
#Pappu- oye main khol lunga,
tu ghar nu fad, Eh sala bahut hill reha hai.... :D :PView Full

Daru ho gayi Sasti Theke wale Zindabad

Daru ho gai Sasti
Hum krenge Masti

Jam kar piyenge
Hans kar Jiyenge

Na Ayegi teri Yaad
Theke wale Zindabad..View Full

Tumhe Dil Nahi De Sakti

She - Sorry मैं तुम्हे अपना #दिल नही दे सकती 
कुछ और मांग लो
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Me - ठीक है तो अपनी एक किडनी दे दे .View Full