Pappu: Dad, Tomorrow there's a small
parent meeting in the school. You must come...
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Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL' ?
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Pappu: Only You, Me and the Principal !!! haha :DView Full
Main pendu jatt biba
tu #Chandigarh di hasina...!!!
Teri #Ford gaddi ghume road te
sada ford chale wich jamina...!!!
Tera dad minister wich sarkara de
sada bapu kare sarpanchi pind de lambardara te...!!!
tu Gill nu chahuna chade niView Full
Aao Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekho..
World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.
World ki sabse pyari aurat
-uski maa
World ki sabse akalmand aurat
-wo khud
World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.View Full
Montu woke up in the morning and made a status saying
"Gud Morning friendz, it's my birthday 2day".
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After half and hour his Dad made a comment saying
"Happy Birthday, son. I got a gift for you."
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Dil ke 4 hisse hote hain . . .
1 - Mom
2 - Dad
3 - God
4 - Love
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Aur #Friends ke liye ?
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Dosto ke liye koi jagah nahi.
Tum log to heartbeat ho yaar
tumhare bina life impossible hai. . . . .View Full
Ham kabi samaj hi nai paate
ki kaun hamare liye khaas hai Aur kaun nahi
kabhi karib ke logon ko hurt kar dete to kabhi ajnabiyon ko madad kar dete hai...
Samajh bhi aisi chiz hai jo jarurat ke waqt kaam nai aati
jab Ye life ka khel khatam hone ko aata haiView Full
I Love you
But i am not your Lover.
i Hug you
But i am not ur Life Partner.
I Care for you
But i am not from your Family.
I am ready to share your painView Full
100% Toofani Joke
3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake Laaye The,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
3rd: Daddy Ghar Par Nahin The...View Full