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Small parent meeting in the school

Pappu: Dad, Tomorrow there's a small
parent meeting in the school. You must come...
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Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL' ?
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Pappu: Only You, Me and the Principal !!! haha :D
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Yaaran bina jagg te hanera lagda

YaaraN BinA jaGG te HAnera laGdA
YAar naL naaL hOvein Tan savEra laGda

KuJh YaaR MaiNu milE nE bhrava varGe
Apne Jo haThi Sir ChAvan waRge

KuJh mainu naShiya De Wal JhokhdE
KuJh mainu baHon fAd Fad RokdE
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Biba tu chandigarh di hasina

Main pendu jatt biba
tu #Chandigarh di hasina...!!!
Teri #Ford gaddi ghume road te
sada ford chale wich jamina...!!!
Tera dad minister wich sarkara de
sada bapu kare sarpanchi pind de lambardara te...!!!
tu Gill nu chahuna chade ni
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MBA student got campus selection

MBA student went 2 his home
with his GirlFriend after completing his MBA...
His Dad asked,  Who is she ??
Son replied
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My campus selection...!
hahahah lol,, :P :D
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Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekho

Aao Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekho..
World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.
World ki sabse pyari aurat
-uski maa
World ki sabse akalmand aurat
-wo khud
World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.
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Dad's gift to son on birthday

Montu woke up in the morning and made a status saying
"Gud Morning friendz, it's my birthday 2day".
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After half and hour his Dad made a comment saying
"Happy Birthday, son. I got a gift for you."
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Friends to heartbeat hote hain

Dil ke 4 hisse hote hain . . .
1 - Mom
2 - Dad
3 - God
4 - Love
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Aur #Friends ke liye ?
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Dosto ke liye koi jagah nahi.
Tum log to heartbeat ho yaar
tumhare bina life impossible hai. . . . .
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Jab Life ka khel khatam hone lagta hai

Ham kabi samaj hi nai paate
ki kaun hamare liye khaas hai Aur kaun nahi
kabhi karib ke logon ko hurt kar dete to kabhi ajnabiyon ko madad kar dete hai...
Samajh bhi aisi chiz hai jo jarurat ke waqt kaam nai aati
jab Ye life ka khel khatam hone ko aata hai
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True Friend Loves more than Lover

WORLD'S BEST MESSAGE for FRIENDS

I Love you
But i am not your Lover.
i Hug you
But i am not ur Life Partner.
I Care for you
But i am not from your Family.
I am ready to share your pain
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3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile

100% Toofani Joke
3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake Laaye The,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
3rd: Daddy Ghar Par Nahin The...
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