AMERICAN LIFE STYLE

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE
.
.
.
DAUGHTER:"Sorry Dad,
I got married yesterday..
Forgot to invite you..
.
DAD:"U naughty.. It's Ok..
But Don't forget next Time... :PView Full

Honey my stomach is getting bigger

Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger
i think im pregnant!
.
Husband: Ya,
and i know who’s the daddy !!!!
.
Wife : Who ?
Husband : McDonalds !!! hahaha :PView Full

Police wala apne Munde pappu nu

Police wala apne Munde pappu nu :-
Ajj to tera khedna band,
T.V dekhna band !!
padhda hai ni
FAIL ho ke aa janda...

Pappu :- dady ah lao 100rs. !!
GAL NU RAFFA DAFA KRO.... :P :DView Full

What is an idiot

Son: Dad, What is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person
Who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way
that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.
Do you understand me?
.
Son: No. :DView Full

A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl

A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl
.
.
Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to main gali mein
SIKKA fek dungi, tum turrant andar aa jana.
.
.
Lekin Boy sikka fekne ke 1 ghante baad aaya.
Girl:Itni der kyo laga di.?
.View Full

Shayad ZINDAGI Isi ko kehte hain

Dil ke tutne par bhi hasna, SHAYAD 'ZINDADILI' Isi ko kehte hain
Thokar lagne par bhi manzil takk bhatakna, SHAYAD 'TALASH' Isi ko kehte hain
Kisi ko chahkar bhi na pana, SHAYAD 'CHAHAT' Isi ko kehte hain..View Full

Dad watching ‎Fashion TV and Son Came

Dad watching ‎#Fashion TV...
.
Suddenly Son Came...
.
DAD : Gareeb Ladkiya Hai Bechari
Dekho Bechariyo ko
Kapde Khareedne Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hai... !!!
.
.
Son : Iss Se Bhi Gareeb ChahiyeView Full

Who can stop you from falling in love

Nobody in the world can
stop U from falling in love....
.
.
But...???
2 Powerful weapons can do that.. .
.
.
.
.
Mummy's Chappal
& Daddy's Belt
Exclusively Made in India.. :P :DView Full

Call Sumary Analysis of Boys and Girls

Call Sumary Analysis:
Boy to Boy=00:00:59
.
Boy to Mom=00:10:30
.
Boy to Dad=00:02:36
.
Boy to Girl=01:15:01
.
Girl to Girl=00:29:59
.
Girl to boy=00:00:05... .;-)) :pView Full

12th pass karke bhi English nahi aati

Sante k baap ki #England se call aati hai....
Turrr turrrr....
Santa : Hello... ji kaun
Dad : Hi..my son itz me...
Santa : Are jo bhi ho Hindi mein baaat kro...
English mein haath tight hai...
Dad : Abhe tune 12th pass kari huyi haiView Full