Keep me in ur brain

:Dear Friend.,

Don't keep me in ur heart,

but

keep me in ur brain,

b'coz

rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho, rehne me utna hi mazza aata hai.  View Full

10 Qualities of perfect friend

10 qualities of perfect friend

1 great nd brave heart
2 sweet nd soft voice
3 sharp nd fast brain
4 cute nd stupid smile
5 loving nd caring
6 confident
7 attractive
8 deep connectivity
9 power of speaking truthView Full

Please keep me in your brain

Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart..;)
Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your heart is housefull and brain is empty,
more empty space means more comfort ;) :PView Full

Smile is the lighting system of face

A smile is the lighting system of the face
The cooling system of the brain
And the heating system of the heart!
So always keep Smiling!View Full

Wife Ghar nahi aa sakti

Example of a Girl's brain
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Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakti...
Husband : kyon ?
wife :Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori ho gaye ...
After 1hour......
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SHe calls back : "Aa rahi hu,View Full

How does blood reach your brain

Scientific Question For You..
How Does Blood Reach UR Brain?
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The Empty Space.  :D :PView Full

How many apples U can eat empty stomach

One more brain wali girl found :P Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ? Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)View Full

Ek ‎Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha

Ek ‎#Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha
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Logo ne Dr. se poocha...
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aap kyun bhag rahe ho patient ke piche?
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Dr. ne kaha = Ye ‎#Kamina har mahine
brain ka operation karvane aata hai,View Full

Husband found Aladin's lamp

Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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My brain ask heart Why you remember

One day my #brain ask my #heart
that
Why are you remembering those ones
Who haven't remember you any moment ???

My heart replied . . .
you need reason
I need Relation <3View Full