WhatsApp wali ho gayi kudiye

WhatsApp ਵਾਲੀ Hogi ਕੁੜੀਏ,
ਤੂੰ Hun ਭੁੱਲਗੀ FB Wale ਯਾਰਾਂ Nu__
Dukh'an ਨੇ Yaar Tera ਐਂਵੇ ਖਾ ਲਿਆ
Jiven #ELANTE ਖਾ Gya 17 Nu_ #WhatsApp wali ho gayi kudiyeView Full

Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro

Na Ishq,
Na Pyaar,
Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan
Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro..
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Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro
Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro.. :P :DView Full

Actually We were caught sleeping together

Boy1 :: Meet my Wife Tina..
Boy2 :: Oh! I know her..
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Boy1 :: oh How.. ??
Boy2 :: actually we were caught sleeping together :|
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Boy1 :: what.. ??
What the hell.. ?? :@
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Saale mere si Scooter te yaar Ford te

ਸਾਲੇ Mere ਸੀ Scooter ਤੇ,
Yaar ਤੇਰਾ FORD ਤੇ__
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ਬੋਲਦੇ C ਔਖਾ Jea,
ਦੋਵਾਂ De 32 ਦੇ 32 ਦੰਦ ਤੋੜ Te__  :v :PView Full

Tune us ladki ke liye ‎Cigarette chod di

Boy 1:  tune us ladki ke liye ‎#Cigarette chod di..??
Boy 2:  haan
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Boy 1:  ‎#daru bhi chhor di..??
Boy 2:  haan!
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Boy 1: Jua bhi chhor diya..???
Boy 2: haan!!
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Ene Low standard vi nhi yaaran de

eh ta Veham ne ajj kal diyan mutiyare de,,
har ik te nhi marde putt sardara de,,,
even kise di smile dekh pagal ho jayiye..
Ene Low standard vi nhi yaaran de..View Full

How many apples U can eat empty stomach

One more brain wali girl found :P Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ? Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)View Full

Tainu Ranjha chahida ya Ramu

ਕਹਿੰਦੀ Yaar
Tu ਵੀ ਰਾਂਝੇ ਵਾਂਗ  12 ਸਾਲ
ਸਾਡੀਆਂ ਮੱਝਾਂ ਚਾਰ ਸਕਦਾ
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ਮੈਂ ਹੱਸ ਕੇ ਕਿਹਾ ਸਾਲੀਏView Full

Aaj to maine 15 rupaye bachaye

Santa: aaj to maine bus ke piche piche bhag kar
15 rupaye bachaye.
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Banta: kya yaar tu kitna murakh hai.
Agar tu kisi taxi ke piche bhagta to tere 150 rupaye bach jaate :D :PView Full

Dil tutt jana saah mukk jana aa

mere sahan ch vi tu mere rahan ch vi tu
jehde ajj takk kite main gunaha ch vi tu
tere muhre aa ke dil ho janda majboor ve
oh dil tutt jana aa saah mukk jana aa
metho ikk pal vi na yaara hovin door ve.... ♥View Full