Wife Monday to Saturday Programme

Wife : Janu.. :)
Monday Shopping,
Tuesday Hotel,
Wednesday Outing,
Thursday Dinner,
Friday Movie &
Saturday Picnic...
Kitna Maja Aayega !!
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Husband : Yes !!! Aur Sunday Mandir ^_^
W: Kyu?
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First Love found after marriage

A CUTE LOVE STORY
There was a little boy
whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture
which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day, his wife found it and asked,View Full

Only the wearer knows

Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce
such a beautiful and lovely Wife?
Husband: Look at my Shoe,  it is also beautiful
but only the wearer knows how much it pinches!View Full

Doctor I would advise you

Doctor: I would advise you, Madam,
to take frequent baths,
plenty of fresh air and dress in cool gowns.
Husband (an hour later): What did the doctor say?
Wife: He said I ought to go to the Bahamas;
and afterwards to the mountainsView Full

Never underestimate 3 things

Never underestimate
the power of 3 things: 1. Wife angry for a reason. 2. Wife angry without reason. 3. Wife about to get Angry
and looking for a reason!View Full

Superb lines from a father

Superb lines from a father:-
My son is my son
till He gets a wife But . . .
My daughter is my daughter
till the end of my Life . . . !!!View Full

Santa going for Lion hunt

Santa GUN lekar darwaze ke paas khada tha.
Santa's wife: Why R U standing there

Santa:-Sher(Lion) ka shikaar karne ja rha hu.
Wife: To jao na khade kyo ho?
Santa:-kaise jau! :/
bahar #KUTTA khada hai...  :DView Full

Ajj Race Te Jana Hai

Husband To His Wife :- Ajj 4 Baje Kuttean Di Race Hai,
Main Othe Jana Hai.
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Wife :- Tusi Vi Na Bas !!  Rehn Deo,
Tureya Janda Ni, Te Lagge O Race Laun.... :DView Full

Doctor ne aaram ke liye kaha

Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Mujhe
1 Mahina Aaram Ke Liye
#Switzerland Ya #Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai…
Hum Kaha Jayenge ?
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Husband: Doosre Doctor ke Paas! :D :PView Full

Husband Car ka Darwaza Khole

Agar Husband Apni Wife ke Liye
Car ka Darwa'za Khole,
To...
Samajh Jao ke...
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Ya to Car Nayi Hai,,
Ya
Wife Nayi Hai,
Ya phir....
#Wife 'Nahi' hai... :D :PView Full