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A woman finds Aladdin's lamp

A Wife's Wishes! A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.
The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me.
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Facebook Status from Single To Married

New Weddings Style:
Pandit: Do you agree to change
your Facebook Status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Yes!
Pandit: Congratulations !! Your profile
has been updated successfully.
You are now Husband and Wife.
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My Wife still lives in my Heart

A man died and sent to #Heaven.
God was surprised to see his #Heart still beating.
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God asked him, how come?
The man replied, "I'm #Dead
but my #Wife still lives in my Heart". ;) <3
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Wife ko Pyar Se Gulaab Maara

#Wife ko Pyar Se #Gulaab Maarne Par
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#English Speaking wife:
You are really very Naughty, Sweetheart! <2
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#Urdu Speaking Wife:
Na Karo na, Jaanu! ;)
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#Punjabi Speaking Wife:
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All Girls are beautiful after

"All Girls are beautiful
After the lights are switched off "
- #Shakespeare
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"All boys are innocent
Before the lights are off "
- Shakespeares Wife :v :P
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Santa ki Wife in Red Saari

Santa ki Wife ka Rang Kala tha...
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Ek Din Santa ki biwi ne Red Saree
Pehan Ke Pucha: Mein Kaisi
Dikh Rahi Hu?
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Santa: Jaise Kajal Ki Factory main
aag lag gai ho. :D
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Similarity between Sun & Wife

What is similarity between
SUN & WIFE..?
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Very Simple..
Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte.
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Wife got diamond necklace on Valentine

A Wife after waking up from sleep on Valentine's day,
"I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace".
Husband: Go Back to sleep and wear it. :D
Happy Valentine's day
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If you get a bad wife

By all means, marry.
If you get a good wife,
you'll become happy.

If you get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher. :D
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Husband Wife meet after death

Husband and Wife both die in a car crash. Husband becomes bhoot.
Wife becomes Dayan. They both meet after some time.
Husband tells wife: See I have become a #Bhoot after death,
But strangely you are Still the same... :D
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