Friends are AADHAR Card useful everywhere

Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!View Full

Gandhi ne apni wife ko letter likha

Gandhi ne Shaadi se pehle apni wife KASTURBA ko
chhota sa Letter likha
aur Kasturba BEHOSH ho gayi. ..? .? .? .? ?
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Gandhi ne likha tha:
Dear KASTURBA
I Love You so much.View Full

Unmarried man wrote his status

An unmarried man wrote
his status on Facebook as:
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" Wanted Wife "
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2 Girls liked it
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And 140 men commented
" Meri Leja ".. :O ;) :PView Full

A cockroach's last words to a man

HEIGHT OF ATTITUDE:

A cockroach's last words to a man
who is about to kill him:

"Go ahead & kill me, u coward !!!
U r jealous of me
coz ur wife is afraid of Me
& NOT AFRAID OF YOU !!!View Full

Serious Conversation with Funny Answer

Serious Conversation with
Funny Answers:
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1. Principal: Are You Chewing Gum..?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!
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2. Wife: We Are Having Mother
For Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling,View Full

Mujhe Pata Tha Tum Kaamchor Ho

Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana...
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Husband: Yahan To Koi Namak Nahin Hai !!!
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Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!
Tum To Ho Hi Andhe! :x:
Kaamchor Ho !
Bas Bahane Banate Ho!
Tumhe Nahin Milega....
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Yamraj To Santa Tell your Last Wish

Yamraj To Santa:
"Your Time Is Over,
Tell Your Last Wish"
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Santa: "I Want
To See Manmohan Singh,
Speaking To Salman's Wife..... :D :PView Full

Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekho

Aao Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekho..
World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.
World ki sabse pyari aurat
-uski maa
World ki sabse akalmand aurat
-wo khud
World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.View Full

Husband to Wife Tum bahut haseen ho

Husband: Tum bahut haseen ho..
Wife: Choro na..
Husband: Tumhari ankhen bahut khoobsurat hain.
Wife: Choro na ..
Husband: Tumharay baal bahut piyaray hain.
Wife: Aji Choro ..
Husband: Tum bolti bahut acha ho ..
Wife: Aray choro na ..View Full

Wife I hate that beggar

Wife : I hate that beggar
Husband : Why ?
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Wife : yesterday I gave him food
today he gave me a book How to Cook !!!View Full