Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha
Wife : 2 Cigarette kyon  Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai,
1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha ThaView Full

Tusi bade mote ho gye ho

Wife: Tusi bade mote ho gye ho.
Santa: Apne aap ne vekhiya tu kini moti ho gyi !!!
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Wife: mein taan maa bnan wali haan.
Santa: fer mein vi taan baap banan wala haa :D :vView Full

I am like Cellphone & you my SIM card

Wife : How much do you ‎#Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a ‎#Cellphone
& you are my ‎#SIM card,View Full

Husband found Aladin's lamp

Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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ABP news walon ko kaise pata chalta hai

Santa ghehri soch main:
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Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
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Santa: ye ABP news walon ko kaise pata chalta hai?
Wife: kya?
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Santa : Yehi ke
“App dekh rahe hain ‪#‎ABPNews‬”... :D :v :PView Full

Kaam Karte Waqt Kiss Na Kiya Karo

Wife Apne Husband Se Boli:"
Dekho Ji , Kaam Karte Waqt Mere
Ko Kiss-Wiss Na Kiya Karo..
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Tabhi Kaamwali Bai Boli: " Madam Ji,
Achchhi Tarah Se Samjha Do,View Full

Shadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The

Shadi Ke Baad Pati Ne Pucha:
Tumhare Shadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The?
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Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Dia,
Jisme Chawal Ke Kuch Dane Aur 200Rs. The
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Pati : Ye Kya?
Wife : Mai Jab Bhi Boyfriend Banati ThiView Full

Apne pati ke sath bahar ghumne jaati hai

Wife: Baju wali har saal apne pati ke sath
10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband: Maine to 4-5 baar
poocha par wo nahi maani... :P :DView Full

Wife saw sign board Banarsi Saree

Wife Saw Sign Board
Banarsi Saree Rs.10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-
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Wife:- Give Me Rs.500
I'll Buy 50 Sarees..
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Husband:- Arre Soordas Ki Amma,
Istri Ki Dukan Hai Wo ... lol :D :PView Full

Wife to Husband Mujhe Talaq Chahiye

Wife to Husband
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Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaq Chahiye
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Husband : Ye Lo #Chocolate Khaao.
Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re PagliView Full