Shut up Confuse mat karo

Delivery ke Time..
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Wife: God, Ladka hi Ho.
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Husband: God, Ladki.
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God: Shut up! Confuse mat karo,
warna aisa confuse item nikalunga
tum log rowoge aur wo taali bajayega.View Full

Santa's First driving lesson to wife

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you.
What was her 1st lesson?
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Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!View Full

You always carry my photo in your handbag

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,View Full

Ajj kal Wife apne husband nu ki kehndi

Koi time hunda c
jadon wife apne husband nu kehndi hundi c
mainu churhia leya de
mainu punjabi suit leya de....
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Par ajj kal wife pata ki kehndi aa
apne husband nu.....
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Agar main kho jaaun to kya karoge

Wife:- Agar main kho jaaun to tum kya karoge ??
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Husband:- Main akhbaar me advertisement dunga..
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Wife khush hote huye:- Kya likhoge ??
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Husband:- JISKO MILE USKI.. :p ;) :vView Full

Honey my stomach is getting bigger

Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger
i think im pregnant!
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Husband: Ya,
and i know who’s the daddy !!!!
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Wife : Who ?
Husband : McDonalds !!! hahaha :PView Full

Wife found a paper in husband pocket

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
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Wife Ghar nahi aa sakti

Example of a Girl's brain
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Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakti...
Husband : kyon ?
wife :Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori ho gaye ...
After 1hour......
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SHe calls back : "Aa rahi hu,View Full

Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To

Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To
Santa Use Ghoor Raha Tha!
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Wife Romantic Hokar:
Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya?
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Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola:
Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi !!! :DView Full

Actually We were caught sleeping together

Boy1 :: Meet my Wife Tina..
Boy2 :: Oh! I know her..
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Boy1 :: oh How.. ??
Boy2 :: actually we were caught sleeping together :|
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Boy1 :: what.. ??
What the hell.. ?? :@
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