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Funny Dowry Demands Before Marriage

Some Funny Dowry Demands Before Marriage By Husband;
1975: Radio
1985: Television
1995: Scooter
2005: Car
2013: Wife Without Boyfriend !!
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Wife kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe

Wife(patni): Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe
Husband(pati): Shahjahan Jitna
Wife:Mere Marne Ke Baad Tajmahal banwaoge
Husband: Pagli Maine To Plot Le Bhi liya, Der to tu Kar rahi hai..
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Wife Meaning In Diffrent Aspects

Wife Meaning In Diffrent Aspects;
For Husband:
“Without Information, Fighting Everytime”
For Wife:
“With Idiot For Ever”
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Taweez Daant ke Neechey Dabana

Aurat :- Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey Hi Mujhe
Maarna Peetna Shuru Kar Dete Hain,

Baba :- Woh Jaise Hi Ghar Aayen To Tum ye
''TAWEEZ'' apne Daant ke Neechey Dabaa Lena,
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~ After 5 days ~
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Wife Look at that Drunker

Wife:  Look at that Drunker!
Hubby:  Who is he ?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected..
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Hubby: Oh My God,
He is still Celebrating..:p :D
Wow... ;)) :D
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Wife asked husband to describe her

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
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He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K"
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"What does that mean ??" She asked..
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No one teaches how to choose wife

No one teaches a volcano how to errupt
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No one teaches a Tsunami how to arise
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No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around
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And ....
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No one teaches a man how to choose wife
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coz
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Wife Tu phull gulab da

Wife: Tu phull gulab da,
main suraj mukhi.
tu metho dukhi
te main tetho dukhi.
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Pati:Tu kothe chad ke chaal mar,
fir main v sukhi te tu v sukhi hahahah :D
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Santa Wife nu chaah lai ke aa

Sante di wife Sante nu :-
uttho ji thodi jaan good morning kehndi aa..

Santa--chal chaah lai ke aa..
nai ta dekhi kutt kini paindi aa...

Gud Morning !!! with cute smile :)
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CONGRESS ZINDABAD

A poor man catches a fish,

but his wife cant cook due to mehangai.

No Gas,

No Oil,

No Spices,

No Pyaaz

Man put the fish back in water.
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