Padosi se iodex le aayo

आदमी :- कमर में बहुत दर्द है...
जरा पड़ोसी के घर से #iodex ले आओ।
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Wife:- वो नहीं देंगे । वो बहुत कंजूस है।
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Do you Love Me Or Money

A husband sent a text to his wife,
"Darling! Do you #Love me m
ore than my money?"

Wife replied back, "¥ € $"
The husband is still confused !!!View Full

Party te ki paavan

Husband: Kal Party Te Jana Asin,
Main Coat Pant  Pa Lava?
Wife: Hanji Pa Lao,
Te Main Ki Pava Kal?
Husband: Tu Ohi Pa Layi
Jo Har Roz Pauni Aa...
Wife: Ki?View Full

How much you Love me?

Wife: How much do you Love me...???
Husband: 78.125% Wife: Why not 100%...??
: : : :
Husband: 28 % GST on luxurious items...!! (image)View Full

Khoon Peene Wali

#Wife : जब मैं #शादी हो कर यहां आई थी
तो घर में बहुत मच्छर थे..
अब बिलकुल मच्छर नही हैं..एसा क्यों?View Full

I Respect Your Decision

अब तक का सबसे पोजेटिव #JOKE
Wife - मैं आपसे बात नहीं करूंगी !!!View Full

Men knows Men

आदमी ही #आदमी का स्वभाव जानता है ? For Example...
Customer :- एक Ladies Dress चाहिए ? Shopkeeper:- Wife के लिए चाहिए,  😏View Full

Muh Fula Ke Baithi

Wife :- दो घंटे खात्तर बजार जारी हूं ,
आपनैं कुछ चइए ???

Me :- ना इतनाए बोहत सै …View Full

Virgin as A Wife

Dont Look For A #Virgin As A Wife
Get A Woman With Good Manners.
Virginity Ends In One Nyt
But Good Manners Last Forever 😊View Full

Things that make Man Happy

Five things that make a Man Happy :)
1. Buy 1 get 1 free
2. Flat 50% off
3. Unlimited beer
4. Winning Cricket match
5. Wife not at Home 😀View Full