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Pleasure of a moment with you

I have liked many
But Loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
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We always wait for special ones

Hardest truth of life....
we always wait for our special ones to msg daily
but....
We dont know that they are busy
with their special one.
Strange but True
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A Sardar went to hotel

A Sardar went to hotel,
ordered chicken, Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!
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Waiter Menu le ke aa

ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰ ਇੱਕ "Couple" restaurant" ਤੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਆ __
BF - ਕਿ ਲਏਗੀ ਬਿਲੋ ਖਾਣੇ ਚ'
GF - ਜਾਨੂ ਜੋ ਤੁਹਾਨੂ ਚੰਗਾ ਲੱਗੇ
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A teacher broke traffic signal

A teacher broke traffic signal,,
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Police officer arrest her,,
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Teacher please let me go "I am a teacher"
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Police officer "oh ho i have waited
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Just for a moment with You

I have liked many
But Loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
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Main Pizza Hut te Jatt khada Vatt te

ਮੈ B-tech ਕਰਦੀ,
ਓਹਨੇ ਤਾ ਮਸਾਂ ਬਾਰਾਂ ਕਰੀਆ,
ਓਹ ਵੀ ਬੇਬੇ ਓਹਦੀ ਨੇ
ਵਾਲੀਆ ਸੀ ਗੇਹਣੇ ਧਰੀਆਂ
ਓਹ ਖਰਚ ਕਰੇ ਸਪਰੇਹਾ ਤੇ,
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Pappu with girlfriend Italian in restaurant

To impress his girlfriend,
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Pappu took her to a very nice Italian restaurant.
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He picked up menu and ordered
Benigno Bergamini
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When You Wait for someone Even After

When You Wait for someone for few MINUTES,
It’s your NEED !!!! When You Wait for someone for few HOURS,
It’s your TRUST !!!! When You Wait for someone for few WEEKS,
It’s your FRIENDSHIP !!!! But if you are waiting for someone…
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Ek Ladka-Ladki Hotel Mein Gaye

Ek Ladka-Ladki Hotel Mein Gaye
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Waiter:- Kya Loge ?
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Ladki:- Sabziyoo Waali Roti...
Waiter:- What ??
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Larka:- Gaon Ki Hai,
PIZZA Maang Rahi Hai... :D
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