Customer To Hotel Manager:-
Jaldi Chalo
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… Meri Biwi
Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.
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Manager:- So, What Can I Do?
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Customer:- Kamine…View Full
Pappu: Dad, Tomorrow there's a small
parent meeting in the school. You must come...
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Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL' ?
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Pappu: Only You, Me and the Principal !!! haha :DView Full
1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer
all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
THAT'S FAITH! View Full
Customer (Female) - Agar main aaj cheque jama karu to ye kab clear hoga?
Clerk - 3 din mein
Customer - Dono bank aamne-samne hain fir bhi itna samay Kyun ?
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Clerk - madam , PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na.View Full
GOD in #Heaven said to a 9 mnths baby
U R going 2 born on #Earth tomorrow.
Baby cried & asked how I will talk with people
God: I had already sent an #Angel 2 earth she will teach U
Child: how will i pray 2 U
God: the angel will teach u,View Full
Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans - In his Last Battle.
Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?
Ans - At the Bottom of the Page.View Full
Some people have nice Eyes
Some have nice Smiles &
Some have nice Faces
But you have all of them topped with a nice Heart <3
Wish you a Happy New Year from the bottom of My Heart <3View Full
May the dawn of this New Year
Fill your heart with new hopes
Opens up new horizons
And bring for you promises of brighter tomorrows.
Have a Wonderful Year Ahead. Happy New YearView Full