RED ROSES

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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Dovan ch bas ikko gall common

ikko class ch padhe aan, dova nu arts e bhaundi ae,
yaar bus te aaunde ne te tu car ch aaundi ae,
sade kappde aam jehe te tu TOMMY paundi ae,
thode dhondiya machina ne. sadi thaapi dhondi ae,
eh social status di gall e sare pawade paundi ae,View Full

Intresting thing in tom and Jerry

What is the intresting thing in
Tom and Jerry..???
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Pura Din Nange ghumenge
Aur Jab Nahane Ke liye jayenge
to Swimming suit pehn ke jayenge... :DView Full

Honey my stomach is getting bigger

Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger
i think im pregnant!
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Husband: Ya,
and i know who’s the daddy !!!!
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Wife : Who ?
Husband : McDonalds !!! hahaha :PView Full

Chappal puthi wali Ajj Kal Apple chalaundi aa

ਚੱਪਲ ਪੁੱਠੀ ਪਾਉਨ ਵਾਲੀ
ਅੱਜ ਕੱਲ APPLE ਚਲਾਉਂਦੀ ਆ ,
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ਹੁਣ ਬੈਠ ਚੁਬਾਰੇ ਤੇView Full

How many apples U can eat empty stomach

One more brain wali girl found :P Boy : How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?
Girl : i can eat 3 apples ? Boy: U can eat only 1 apple empty stomach..
bcz when U eat 2nd apple tht's not in empty stomach... :D Girl :: Super Joke Yaar (y)View Full

Saada Kutta Kutta Tuhada Kutta Tommy

ਜੇ ਅਸੀਂ ‎#English ਵਿੱਚ ਗੱਲ ਕਰੀਏ ਤਾਂ ਲੋਕੀ ‎#ਅੰਗਰੇਜ ਕਹਿੰਦੇView Full

Logo ke Baal khade ho jate hain

Customer: Tum apne Sailoon mein
romanchk aur Rahasmai kitabe kyu rakhte ho?
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Naai: inhe padh kar logo ke
Baal khade ho jate hain
aur Mujhe baal katne me aasani hoti hai... :DView Full

Friendships are like Tom and Jerry

Some #Friendships are like Tom and Jerry.
They tease each other;
Knock down each other;
Irritate each other;
But can't live without each other!View Full