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Oye WhatsApp pe Joke Bhej

My ‎#Boss installed ‎#WhatsApp and texted me
‘Oye ‎#Joke Bhej…!’
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I replied : "Sir abhi mein kaam kar raha hoon".
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after some time — Boss Replies:
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Husband found Aladin's lamp

Husband: I found #Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: Wow, What did u ask for darling??
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Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife: oh..jaan.. Luv U so much.. Did he do that??
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Bass time aaun de mittran da

ਅਜੇ Gall ਚੱਲਦੀ Waqtan Te
ਕਦੇ ਤਾਂ ਮੁੱਲ ਪਉ Kikkran ਦਾ__
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ਵੱਟ Tere ਵੀ ਕੱਢ ਦਉ Haan Diye,
ਬੱਸ Time ਆਉਣ ਦੇ Mitran ਦਾ__♥
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Alwayz love your relations from Heart

A little ignorance can harm You a Lot…! It can give U a Lifetime xperience….! So Alwayz #Love UR luvly relations from UR #Heart not from ur mood….!!
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Wife to Husband Mujhe Talaq Chahiye

Wife to Husband
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Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz ki Kit Kit Se
Mujhe Talaq Chahiye
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Husband : Ye Lo #Chocolate Khaao.
Wife. ( Romantically ) Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..
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Husband : Nahi Re Pagli
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I love you more than the first time

I only realized  how much i loved you
that day you left me
but now i know i love you
more than the first time i met you.
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Maut nalo pehlan ikk vaar mila de

Kinna time ho gya mulakat hoyi nu,

saal kayi beet gye galbaat hoyi nu..

mere hisse de tu sukh rabba ohdi jholi pa de,

par maut nalo pehlan ohnu ikk vaar mila de... :(
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After all Girls are so intelligent

A Bird was disturbing a girl all the time.
Finally she caught it
& decided to kill it cruelly.
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She took it to the top of a building
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Friends are like the walls of a house

Friends are like the walls of a house.
Sometimes they hold you up
Sometimes you lean on them
Sometimes, they protect you from adversities
But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by!
Thanks for being by my Wall! :) (y)
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Kaun sa Tyre Puncture Tha

4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole:
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Sir Ham Shadi Mein Gaye The,
Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncture Ho Gaya,
Ham Saari Raat Dhakka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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