Funny Call from unknown number

A guy calls an unknown number.
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..

Guy: To pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?View Full

Aaya bas 5 minute wich

Punjab wich sabb to vadh bolya jaan wala word ..
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Kithe aaa ?
Aaya bas 5 minute wich.
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Kinna time lagna ?
bas 5 minute
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Kinni ku door aaa ?
pahunch gya bas 5 minute wich
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Every time my heart beats

Wants you to know that
every time  I take a breath,
every time my heart beats,
I think of you
I am helplessly in Love with you <3View Full

Are you working woman or house-wife

A heart touching reply by a woman
Some one asked her : Are you a working woman or a house-wife ???
She replied : Yes I am a full time working house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,View Full

Who will take risk just to be with u

True lines for LIFETIME:
Make a #Relation with someone,
Who is not only proud to have you
but who will take every risk just to be with u. . .View Full

All you need is deep with in you

All you need is deep with in you
waiting to reveal itself.
All you have to do is be still,
take time to see what is with in.
And you will surely find it...View Full

When matchbox falls from your pocket

Diwali is pretty much the only time....
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When your parents don't look at you
suspiciously
When a box of matches falls from your pocket... :PView Full

Guy on KBC call to his GirlFriend

On KBC:
A Guy got stuck on 1Crore Ques
He used PHONE-A-FRIEND #Lifeline and Call to his GF BigB: UR Tym Starts now......
Guy reads the Ques. & Options GF: mil gya TIME FON KRNE ka
MUJHE koi BAAT ni krni .... #huh :DView Full

Seeing a school girl after long time

Seeing a school girl in saree
after a long time in a marriage party
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and thinking
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"kaash ise school
mein hi ptaa liya hota" :PView Full

Ghalib ki GirlFriend late aayi

Ghalib ne #GirlFriend ko date par bulaya,
Aur wo late aayi....
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Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Arz hai.... Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,
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