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Eyes are not meant for tears

Eyes are not meant for tears
And Heart is not meant for fear
Never get upset, always must cheer
It'll make you smile for years
A very Good Day....
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Teacher Duniya mein kitne desh hain

Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya
mein kitne desh hain ???
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Pappu : Kar di na paaglon wali baat
Duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA
Baki sab to videsh hai haha :D
Like to banta hai Pappu ke liye !!!
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If i were a tear in your eye

If i were a tear in ur eye
i would roll down onto ur lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye
i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
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About Me koi believe hi nahi karta

About Me:
Age 2 Yrs..Nurse ko laat mari…
Age 3 Yrs..Papa ki whisky ki bottle khaali
Age 4 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum.
Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 6 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..
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Nazuk hunde ne dhage rishtean de

Nazuk hunde ne dhage rishtean de
kade ehna nu yaara todin na
lakh hovan galtian kar maaf deyi
Gairan vangu sathon kadi mukh modi na
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Teacher asks students sound made by animals

Teacher asks students about sound made by animals
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Teacher : dog
Student : bark
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Teacher : cat
Student : meow
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Teacher : lion
Student : aaah aaaaaaah ......yeehh
yeehhh .......commme oonnnn
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Life is like making Tea

Life is like making Tea
Boil your Ego
Evaporate your worries
Dilute your sorrows
Filter your mistakes
And get a taste of happiness!
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Ek ladka school der se jata hai

Ek ladka school der se jata hai
Teacher : Late kyo hue ???
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Boy : Bike kharab ho gyi the
Teacher : Bus mei nhi aa skte the
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Boy : Maine kaha tha sir
par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na.. o.O :/ :p
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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai ke

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai ke kuch aisa ho jaye
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Paperz hon magar result na aaye
Classiz hon magar teacherz na aayen
Bus mein bethein university na aaye
Picnic par jayen magar wapis na aayen
Gaari chalayen magar petrol na dalwayen
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Girlfriend message her boyfriend at 7am

A GIRLFRIEND msgd her boyfriend (PAPPU) at 7am :
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If u r sleeping send me UR #Dreams,
If u r crying send me UR #Tears,
If u r laughing send me UR #Smiles"
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