No one teaches a volcano how to errupt
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No one teaches a Tsunami how to arise
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No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around
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And ....
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No one teaches a man how to choose wife
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cozView Full
Double Meaning Teacher Asked Pappu: Agar ped par 5 birds bethe ho,
aur tum 1 ko goli maar do to kitne bach gaye.. ??
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Pappu:"Koi nahi, sab udd jayenge...
. Teacher:"Nahi, 4 bachenge,View Full
A teacher broke traffic signal,,
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Police officer arrest her,,
. Teacher please let me go "I am a teacher"
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Police officer "oh ho i have waitedView Full
3rd class ka baccha apni Teacher se kehta hai
Main aapko kaisa lagta hun... ?
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Miss :- so sweet..
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Baccha :- To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju.. ??
Miss: wo kyon.. ??
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Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!View Full
SCIENCE Teacher to her nalayak student...
Zinda rehne ke liye kya zaroori hai???
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Nalayak student : socha
socha..
aur phir cheekh kar bola...
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"Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam...View Full
New Teacher: Students tell your names and hobbies.. ??
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Boys: I’m Amit , My hobby is watching Bubble.
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I’m Vicky: My hobby is watching Bubble
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I’m Manish: My hobby is also watching Bubble.
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Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mein train banao,
mein 5 mint mein aa rahi hoon.
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10 mint baad Teacher: Train dikhao
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Students:" Aap late ho gayi,
Train 5 mint pehle hi chali gayi.. ha ha ha :DView Full