Sir Mein Bahut Garib Hu

Teacher to Boy:
Nalayak, Class Mein Din Bhar
Ladkiyon Ke Saath Itni Baatein Kyu Karta Rehta Hai?
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Boy: Sir, Mein Bahut Garib Hu!
Mere #Mobile me #WhatsApp Nahi Hai !!! ;) :PView Full

Meaning of Blue Eyes in Hindi

Teacher :- iska arth (meaning) bataiye..
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Blue Eyes Hypnotyes Teri Kardi
Hai Mainu I Swear Chhoti Dress Me Bomb Lagdi Mainu...
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Student :- prasang me ye panktiya hamari
pathya pustak "Yo Yo Honey Singh" me sankalit kavitaView Full

Kya delhi mein Qutub minar hai

Teacher-- bachho se
Kya delhi mein Qutub minar hai ?
pichle bench pe #Pappu so rha tha
Teacher ne pappu se pucha
What did i say ?

pappu :- Kya delhi mein kuta bimar hai :DView Full

Name different type of Cheese

Teacher : Name different type of #Cheese.
Pappu :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi Teacher : Wait a minute,View Full

Sleeping improves General Knowledge

Teacher to half-asleep #Pappu in class,
"Who invented Steam Engine?"
Pappu: What Sir?

Teacher: Very good. It's correct.
James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge :DView Full

Accept LIFE the way it comes

Expecting & Accepting are two sides of LIFE
Where expecting ends in tears,
while accepting makes you cheer...
Accept #LIFE the way it comes...!!!View Full

Very Special in your Life

Never make anyone "very special" in your Life ::
Because
When they "change",
You don't "hate" them
Instead you start "HATING" yourself !! :(View Full

What is formula of Water

Teacher- What is the formula of ‪#‎Water‬?
Student- H2OHNO3CaCO3Ca2SnMgClNaClTnHgNiHCl

Teacher- What is this?
‪#‎Student‬- This is muncipality water :DView Full

Who was chandra gupta morya

Height of guessing an answer……

Teacher – Who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa – he was cousin of
ganpati bappa morya….!!! :D :PView Full

When Love met Friendship

One day Love met Friendship
Love asked:-
Why do U EXIST ?
When I already exist,
#Friendship replied:-
To Put #SMILE
Where U have Left #TEARSView Full