What are people of Germany called

Teacher :- What are the people of Turkey called?
Student :- I don't know.

Teacher :- They are called Turks.
now What are the people of Germany called?
Student :- They are called Germs.
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Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! :DView Full

Do you Say Prayers Before Eating

Teacher :- Now, Sam tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
Sam :- No Sir, I dont have to,
My Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! :DView Full

Miles away a Heart Remembers You

Separation is a Wound
that no one can Heal but,
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Remembrance is a gift that no one can steal,
Miles away a Heart Remembers You.View Full

Roadies will now be using Horses

Due to High Petrol Price,
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MTV
ROADIES will now be using Horses in
the next season instead of Bikes.
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& the show name will be " GHODIES " :P :DView Full

if you are annoyed by friend requests

Dear Girls,
if you are annoyed by
too many friend request from boys..
Just set your original pic as profile pic.
if it doesnt work :-
wash your face, take a pic and try again.

Thanks
Facebook TeamView Full

Navjot Singh Sidhu's Son in School

Navjot Singh Sidhu's Son in School.
Teacher : What is a Noun?
Oye Paaji... Arz kiya hai.
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Kutta bhi hota hai apni gali me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing. !!! :D :PView Full

Te oh horan nu chahunde rahe

Saanu pata c yaro glass ch zehar hai,
pher vi asin ohda jaam launde rahe,

jihna ne luttea sanu apna bana ke,
rabb vangu ohda naam dhiaunde rahe,

fark ta eho si sade dona wich yaro,
Asin ohna nu, oh horan nu chahunde rahe...View Full

I Want When You Smile Cry Sleep

Boy: When U Smile, I want UR #Lips.
When U Cry, I want UR #Tears.
When U Sleep, I want UR #Dreams.
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Girl: I`m in the Toilet,
U want my Shit too??? o_O :PView Full

Day incomplete without cup of tea

My day is incomplete
without a cup of tea.
But a cup of tea cannot complete my day.
I still have lot more to eat and drink :DView Full

I can delete My Facebook Account

3 Boys proposing a Girl.. 1st boy- I Can die for you.
Girl- Every one says like this. 2nd boy- I Can get stars for you.
Girl- Pretty old dialog. 3rd boy- I can delete My Facebook ACCOUNT.
Girl in Tears, I'll Marry U... :DView Full