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Just got your blood test report

Hey I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.

Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!
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Munda paunda only brand

ਮੁੰਡਾ ਪਾਉਂਦਾ Only Brand ,
ਕੁੜੀ Copy ਆ ਪਾਉਂਦੀ,
ਕਰਕੇ 22 ਚੋਂ Shopping,
ਘਰ Auto ਤੇ ਆਉਦੀ,
ਬੈਠ ਕੇ College ਦੀ Canteen ਚ',
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Is umar mein Beer peene lage

10 saal ka ladka : 1 kingfisher Beer dena..
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Dukandar : Is umar mein Beer peene lage ?
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Boy : Nahi, Ye chhote bhai ke liye hai..
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Mere liye 1 Royal Stag ka Quarter de... :D :v
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A best friend is should be YOU

A best friend will be with you till the end.
A best friend will talk to you,
cheer you up when you are blue.
A best friend will make you laugh when you cry.
A best friend will never ever lie.
A best friend will be caring.
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Facebook te Tagging te College ch Ragging

ਇੱਕ ‪#‎FACEBOOK‬ ਤੇ PHOTO ‪#‎TAGGING‬
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ਤੇ ਦੂਜਾ
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‪#‎COLLEGE‬ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ‪#‎RAGGING‬
ਬੰਦੇ ਨੂੰ ਬੜਾ ਦੁਖੀ ਕਰਦੀਆਂ
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Facebook Status from Single To Married

New Weddings Style:
Pandit: Do you agree to change
your Facebook Status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Yes!
Pandit: Congratulations !! Your profile
has been updated successfully.
You are now Husband and Wife.
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Tohfe Ch Na Gulab le ke aayi

ਤੋਹਫ਼ੇ ਚ ਨਾ #ਗੁਲਾਬ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਆਈਂ,
ਕਬਰ ਤੇ ਨਾ #ਚਿਰਾਗ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਆਈਂ :/
ਬਹੁਤ ਤਿਹਾਇਆ ਹਾਂ ਕਈ ਸਾਲਾਂ ਤੋਂ <3
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Name different type of Cheese

Teacher : Name different type of #Cheese.
Pappu :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi Teacher : Wait a minute,
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Life is a compromise

#Life is a compromise
between
your Feelings and Reality.
At every stage
you have to Quit ur #Feelings
& accept the #Reality !!
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Yaar Anmulle Chete Aunde

oh school de din c kinne pyare ....
pta nae kinne c bunk yaara ne marre ...
nitt he class c miss karni ...
madam ne api c attendence puri karni...
canteen vich baith k oh mehfila laauniya...
oh din hun vadde yaad aunde ne ...
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