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If a single teacher can't teach

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
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My Teacher par 10 lines

Teacher ne students se  'MY TEACHER' par 10 lines likhne ko kaha
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Thodi der bad Dhiru ne uthkar pucha:
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Madam, 'MAST CHHAMIYA' ko english me kya kehte hai :D
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What will you do after growing up

Teacher : What will u do after growing up ?
Student : Facebooking

Teacher : No! I mean what will u Become ?
Student : Admin of facebook pages

Teacher : O My G0d! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up ?
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Student in Rajesh Khanna style

Student in Rajesh Khanna style
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Babu moshai..

Pass aur fail university ke haath mein hain jaha panah,
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isko naa aap badal sakte hain naa main.. Hum sab toh rang manch ki
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How are the studies in this college

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
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Where do I see my son in future?
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Peon: The future iz bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college! :-P
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Teacher tum ne chutti kyu ki

Teacher:- kal tum ne chutti kyu ki ?
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Student:- Sir,ghar main zaruri kaam tha
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Teacher :- “O I C”
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Student:- na-na Sir oh ni aayi c..
main hi milan gya c :D :P
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Senior student to a new comer

senior student to a new comer:
what is your name?
Girl: sabhi pyar se mujhe ''DIDI'' kehte hai
and yours?
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Boy: mujhe sabhi ''JIJA JI'' bulate hai................
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Teacher agar tum dost ko 500 do

Teacher:  Agr Tum Dost Ko 500 Rs. Do,
Usko 200 Ki Zarurt Ho To,
Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Studnt:" Kuchh Bhi Nai..
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Teacher:" Kya Tum Maths Nai Jante ??
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Student: Sir Aap Un Kamino Ko Nahi Jante.
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Teacher aise animals ke naam batao

Teacher: "Aise koi 5 animals ke naam batao jo pani mein rehte hain.."

Student:
Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister...
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Rajnikanth while studying in school

Little boy: Rajni uncle,
what's your most memorable moment while studying in school?
Rajnikanth: While being a monitor,
I once told Manmohan Singh, while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class.
And now it's history!
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