On KBC:
A Guy got stuck on 1Crore Ques
He used PHONE-A-FRIEND #Lifeline and Call to his GF
BigB: UR Tym Starts now......
Guy reads the Ques. & Options
GF: mil gya TIME FON KRNE ka
MUJHE koi BAAT ni krni .... #huh :DView Full
What i do When i see someone extremely Gorgeous,
Attractive,
Terrific,
Cute,
Fabulous.
I Stare ,
I Smile,
And,
When I get tired I put down the mirror !View Full
Boy: Jaan, Tumhara Naam apne haath pe likhu ya Dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar kyun likhey ho..
Agar sacha Pyar karte ho to apni property ke Papers pe likh do...
('_') Oye Teri, yaar ladkiyan kitni chalak ho gyi hain
star plus dekh dekh ke'View Full
A Wife's Wishes!
A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.
The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me.View Full
3 Boys proposing a Girl..
1st boy- I Can die for you.
Girl- Every one says like this.
2nd boy- I Can get stars for you.
Girl- Pretty old dialog.
3rd boy- I can delete My Facebook ACCOUNT.
Girl in Tears, I'll Marry U... :DView Full
May New Year Give You
N: New Hopes with an
E: Early Start to
W: Work
Y: Yielding
E: Enormous
A: Assets and
R: Returns!
Greetings and best Wishes for a New Year!View Full
There i Go. . .
To the GIRL that WANT ME
To the LOSER that LOST ME and
To the next LUCKY BASTARD that gets the honour to KEEP ME B-)
Bitch Please :-PView Full
