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Asi tainu chaheya star plus di tra

Asi tainu chaheya star plus di tra.
Pyar kita Zee Cinema de tra.
Dekhya fashion TV de tra.
Suneya tainu Mh1 tra.
Te tu sanu bhula ditta DD1 di tra...
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Misunderstanding Aunty bomb hai

Height of MISUNDERSTANDING..
Someone placed a bomb near a lady..
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Everyone started yelling:
"Aunty bomb hai"
"Aunty bomb hai"
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She smiled & said:"
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Girl Mein Tumhe Nahi Jaanti

Boy : What is Ur Name?
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Girl : Kyu Bataon, Mein Tumhe Nahi Jaanti.
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Boy: Na Batao Mein Konsa Tumhen Apni New
HONDA Car Main Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant
Le Jaane Wala Tha.
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3 ladkon ne daru pee ke taxi roki

3 ladkon ne daru pee ke ek taxi roki.
Driver samjh gya.
Uss ne gaadi start ki aur fir band kar di.
Bola lo saab hum pahuch gye.
1st ne usse paise de diye.
2nd bola thank you
aur 3rd ne ek thapad diya!
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Who is sardar

WHO is SARDAR?
Veeran de veer
yaaran de yaar,
dushman lai talwar,
siran te sohni dastar,
len har bandey di saar,
saabat surt tiyar bar tiyar,
dooron inj laggan jiven challi aave sheran di daar,
aapne Guru nu na bhullde,
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Because really I Love You

Sometimes I think about you and stop talking,
Everybody say me then I'm Dumb.
Sometimes I close my eyes and see you on dream,
Everybody say me then I'm Blind.
Sometimes I be crazy for you
and everybody say me I'm mad
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There are 3 Things i like about myself

I am not a Good ‎#Lover I mess up, I always make ‎#mistake, I Start a fight I easily get ‎#Jealous But There are 3 Things i like about myself I DONT PLAY, I GIVE MY ALL, I LOVE DEEPLY…. ♥♥
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Mitro bass shaunk poore karde aa

ਕਿਉਂ Fadh ਮਾਰੀਏ Fokki
ਸਾਨੂੰ Ptaa ਅਸੀਂ Kithe ਖੜਦੇ Aa
ਅਜੇ Bane ਨੀ #Star ਮਿੱਤਰੋ
Bass ਸ਼ੌੰਕ Poore ਕਰਦੇ Aa ;)
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Rockstar vs exams

In Rockstar-
Toote Hue Dil Se Hi
Sangeet Nikalta Hai !!'
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In Exams-'
Chhute Hue Chapter Se Hi
Questions Nikalta Hai!!
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Agree?? :D
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Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale

Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
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Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha,
Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah
Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li :(
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Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
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